TALKING TO MY PARENTS ON FACEBOOK CHAT
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
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My parents are in New York right now (YES, WITHOUT MEEEE), and I was having a conversation with them on Facebook chat. Between my dad who, by the time he finishes typing, is already 2011, and my mum who is so excited she's talking nonsense, the conversation was ridiculous.


7:23pmRoland
hi kim i don't see your name on the chat list

7:23pmBruce
i'm using bruce's account, i'm not online
i didn't log into my own account
if my account is not logged in, you won't see it on your chat list.

7:24pmRoland
ok how's everything.....any probem athome

7:24pmBruce
nope not really.
all fine

7:24pmRoland
mum say to take care
kim u cud always send sms to us okay

7:25pmBruce
yeah, i know, i won't get charged :D
but we're okay lah, really.

7:26pmRoland
tomorrow u have to go to yur school right

7:26pmBruce
yep, but i don't feel like going
but if i go, grandma's going to be at the house anyway, so no worries

7:26pmRoland
why the change of mind

7:26pmBruce
alot of my friends overseas

7:27pmRoland
u see both of yu cud have been with us too

7:27pmBruce
HAHA, no lah! even if i don't go to school, i'm still going out tomorrow, HAHA.
plus i have no desire to spend my last few days of 2009 in a freezing place :D

7:27pmRoland
not surprise at all

7:28pmBruce
HAHA, what, the going out or the not wanting to be in a cold place :D

7:28pmRoland
yes is cold here in New York
[how does that answer my question??]
mummy have to buy a hat just to keep her ear warm
[fascinating. still doesn't answer my question.]

7:29pmBruce
exactly. so can you imagine me? i'll just die. next year london, you all must buy eskimo clothes 4 me kay
if you want me to survive the winter

7:30pmRoland
yes we plan to get for both of yu
[really? ur planning to get eskimo clothes for us?]
like to chat wif mum

7:30pmBruce
yup, sure

7:31pmRoland
yes?
mummy here

7:31pmBruce
is this mum?
oh

7:31pmRoland
yup

7:31pmBruce
yeah, it's confusing when it's me but it says "Bruce", and it's you but it says "Roland"
identity theft much..
anyway
what's up with the sms u sent frm ur phone
all the lovey parts, were they dad's words? if they're from you i'll just die from shock

7:32pmRoland
huh?
[my mum's typical reaction to too many words.]

7:32pmBruce
huh what?

7:32pmRoland
prepare to die
[& now you know what it's like to live with my mum.]

7:33pmBruce
OMG REALLY
:O
seriously, that's darn shocking okay....
HAHA.

7:33pmRoland
yes was me. must be the cold affecting my brain

7:34pmBruce
that's why. don't worry, you'll be back to your weird self in due time. IS IT REALLY COLD???? :D

7:34pmRoland
yesterday wind chill factor was bad but think today is not going to be too bad.
u shd see my pics. look like abobminable snowman
[look at that. an english teacher can't even spell abominable. what is that saying about our education system in singapore!!]

7:36pmBruce
wl.. then lucky i never go man. can you imagine me? abominable (NOT ABOBMINABLE) snowman & his offspring.

7:36pmRoland
ya tol u my brain frozen. spelling oso gon
[point proven.]

7:37pmBruce
yep, i can tell. EH SERIOUSLY! next year london how??? i bet it's even colder, knowing my luck.

7:37pmRoland
don worry la. prpper clothes make big difference

7:38pmBruce
yeah well anyway i have a whole year to stock up on fats to keep myself warm, HEEHEE. oh oh, you know i got my class posting already????

7:38pmRoland
ya saw yr posting
ya saw yr posting
[heard you the first time, mother.]

7:39pmBruce
huh? u saw the class posting?

7:39pmRoland
wat u typed earlier la

7:40pmBruce
oh, cheh.

7:40pmRoland
den where? psychic is it/ I kno i'm good but didn't kno i was THAT good
[my ego is very genetic, if any of you were wondering.]

7:41pmBruce
don't worry, no-one thinks you are :D ARRGH I HAVE TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING FOR PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT ME PRESENTS.
[ah, what a generous soul I am.]
oh, how's the earphones?
as i said, don't go out of you guys' way to find it k, it's not very impt.

7:42pmRoland
can't find leh

7:43pmBruce
then it's okay lah, i can wait
SNIFF SNIFF
HAHA.
[I am dying inside, slowly.]

7:43pmRoland
pass u back to daddy. im starving here. need to bathe before slave master lets me eat
hi im back
that was daddy. be prepared to die of old age........ typing speed......
[& that's the only thing I agree with you on, mum.]

7:44pmBruce
EXACTLY HAHAHA. so mean :D
eh daddy, can u & mum go see my new blog? http://herlittlemonster.blogspot.com

7:45pmRoland
kim did grandma come over so far

7:45pmBruce
yep, almost everyday

7:45pmRoland
ok wil do dat later
ok wil do dat later
[you see? parents DO repeat themselves all the time!]

7:46pmBruce
haha, thanks :D

7:46pmRoland
what is it abt

7:46pmBruce
hold on, on the phone with grandma

7:48pmBruce
okay, i'm back. it's just my personal blog, writing how i feel, but the stuff on that website is mostly for entertainment lah
in fact, i'll post an entry right now about you guys being in new york :)
[and this is it. Happy New Year!]
:(
Saturday, December 26, 2009
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I was looking for stuff to do in my room
(go away, undone homework.)

& then I saw his picture on my shelf.

If it wasn't a picture of so many other people too,
I would have kept it away.

I remember how he was like,
Before it happened,
before this year happened.

He looked so young then,
he was so much nicer.

I liked him better when he was younger.

I wish he didn't have to grow up,
at least not into the person he is now.

I miss the person he used to be,
and it hurts to see his face in my room everyday,
but I know I can never get the guy I spent the longest time with back.

So that picture is just a reminder of how he used to be.

Funny how all our troubles started on the same day we took that picture.

I'm sorry.

Huh, Korean drama. Sorry :)
I hate real-life love story dramas.
I have no use for them,
but it's sad, ya know :)

What would I do without my buddies <3

Guys come and go but my girls will always be in my heart. My monsters. :)
Come under my mistletoe, baby.
Friday, December 25, 2009
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I would say I'm back,
but I've been "back" so many times,
and I never stay long.

Should I make it a resolution to stay?

Sometimes, we only blog
when we have something to say
but no-one's listening.

This Christmas..
I'm going to be selfless :)

I saved up $300
for Gaga.

But I'm going to spend it
on your presents, my darlings.

After all..

What would I be without
all of you?

Thanks for the memories.


[light me up, put me on top.]
Gaga.
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